Now that they can’t worry about Germans spending too little for once, I mean.
Everything is geared for disaster here and every German knows it: Exports, imports, consumption, employment. You name it, it’s all working way too splendidly. Das kann nicht gut gehen (that’s never going to work out). Like oh my God we are all going to die.
Ausfuhren, Importe und Konsum laufen prächtig.
PS: But a little more on the serious side, what the hell else are you going to do with your money these days except spend it?