But just barely. That’s right, folks. It’s time to introduce… Boris Becker Web TV!

You can now watch Boris hanging out at one of his many homes, getting face-sucked by his latest fiancé, going to and even in one of his many bathrooms, taking his latest medication (we hope) and even getting married at his very latest made-for-Web-TV marriage, but you knew about that one already. You won’t be seeing him play any tennis any soon, though. If you want sports, go to ESPN – to ESPN Classics.

And all of this 24 freakin’ hours a day! Kind of like the weather, you know?

„Dies ist das erste personalisierte Web-TV der Welt.“