When Germans stop flying off on vacation, it’s all over. The number of German passengers fleeing the country (mostly for vacation) sank a record 9.3 percent during the first quarter of this year.
Records show that the biggest drop in bookings was seen with those flights to the United States, this down nearly 18 percent, meaning some 1.9 million less German visitors than in the first three months of 2008. And this is Obama-America now too, you know. Oh my God we’re all gonna die or something.
„Die Zahl der von deutschen Flughäfen aus startenden Passagiere sank im ersten Quartal um 9,3 Prozent und damit so stark wie seit 15 Jahren nicht mehr.“
Observing Hermann 
This could really snowball into a crisis. What if the German countryside becomes clogged with pissed-off Germans dreaming of beaches but stuck with Nordic sticks. They might end up using them as weapons on each other.
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Try to think positive. Maybe German girls will just start walking around oben-ohne anytime the sun comes out.