Waaay down there in fifth place, I mean.

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

This gives the term united nations a whole new meaning.