Rescue packages being in these days, even al-Qaida  is getting into the picture, at least in Germany. Some guy calling himself Abu Talha the German, whose wish has been “to blow myself up for Allah since 1993″, has introduced his own plan to save the German economy or “forces”, as he puts it, in Afghanistan, of course.

“We believe the video is authentic,” said a spokesman for Germany‘s Federal Criminal Police Office. “Although we’re not so sure about the dubbing part.”

 Man kann sich vor Rettungspaketen kaum noch retten.