Germans are like just soo aus dem Häuschen (in a tizzy) about the new President who of course isn’t just quite the new President right yet that they have already placed his graven image in Madame Tussauds (Unter den Linden, versteht sich) and are taking turns stroking “it” profusely. Well at least this one reporter lady here seems to be getting sore wrists.

Here’s the before shot. 

 Here’s the after one. 

The after shots are always better, you know. She’s the one on the left, by the way. Uhmm, I’m no expert on anatomy or anything, but isn’t the guy on the second shot more of a cross between that shark dude on Saving Nemo and O.J. Simpson? I mean of course the “old” O.J., O.K.? I shouldn’t moan, I guess. It’s not very easy doing likenesses. Especially at places like this.

“Ich gehe näher ran, lege den Arm um seine Hüften, wie damals.”