It was more like bad vibrations, I’d say. After a surprise visit to German troops in Afghanistan and a surprise attack by the Taliban upon her, Chancellor Angela Merkel is not surprisingly returning to Germany ahead of surprise schedule due to, uh, surprisingly bad weather conditions.
Women heads of state. What a bunch of wussies. One little rocket attack and they high tail it out of there. Of course on the other hand she was being protected by the German army…
„Die Kanzlerin konnte wegen ungünstiger Witterungsbedingungen nicht wie geplant per Hubschrauber vom größten Bundeswehrstandort Masir-i-Scharif nach Faisabad fliegen.“
Observing Hermann 
If only Hillary had been there….
Really. Dodging bullets in the Balkans is way harder, I assume. But somebody’s got to do it.