Now all bets are off!

Pissed off about being sued by resentful pirates they had elegantly disposed of by dumping them off on clueless Kenyan officials, the Federal Republic of Germany is finally ready to blow its top and have its navy blow the next bunch of pirate punks it accidently runs into in the Gulf of Aden CLEAN out of the water. And they really truly mean it this time honest for real. Or at least they could mean it, maybe.

 

Yo, ho, ho already.

 

“There can only be one answer to pirate attacks like these; their ships must be destroyed on the high seas immediately,” said one furious German politician who has absolutely nichts zu melden (nothing to say in the matter) here. “The navy must finally start using its weaponry.  Any further timidity would only make the German state look ridiculous.”

 

Well there we have it. We certainly wouldn’t want that. So get your popcorn a poppin’, people. This looks like war or something.

 

“Bei Piratenangriffen kann es nur eine richtige Antwort geben: Die Schiffe der Seeräuber müssen auf hoher See unverzüglich versenkt werden”, sagte Uhl. Die Marine müsse endlich ihre Bordwaffen einsetzen, mit weiterer Zaghaftigkeit “macht sich der deutsche Staat nur lächerlich”.

2 responses

  1. I guess (he wants to shoot at them, right?). I’m always with the guy/girl who makes the most sense with what is most usually the little common sense they have left. I’m not a very complex thinker. For me it goes like this: Pirates (bad people) attack you, you shoot at them (always at all times under all circumstances), pirates die or maybe even make it back to the pirate coast alive to tell the other pirates what’s going on (then they die), pirate problem disappears. It’s quite elementary really.

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