Wo sind sie geblieben? Old people. They just don’t drink beer like they used to, the Germans.

Sales are down 4.5 percent, apparently because most classic beer drinkers are between the ages of 18 and 45. And being that the population in Germany is aging and all that, well, beer consumption here is going down the drain, so-to-speak. Wie war Deutschland or something.

“Was ist los mit der Bier-Nation Deutschland?”