Normally quick to panic and even hyperventilate when anything even remotely suggesting mind control is placed in their midst (at least when it is perceived to have come from you-know-where), Germans everywhere are getting all warm and fuzzy this election year about a nifty new online device which will actually tell them who and what to vote for.

That’s right; the Wahl-O-Mat is not evil because it comes from here. And the general election is coming up and, well, like last-minute Christmas shopping, it’s time to rush out there and get an opinion already. And there’s an English version too, thank goodness. So let’s get started, now.

“Wir lassen die Nutzer nicht allein.”