Looks like negotiations are starting to get pretty hot and heavy up there.
Come on, everybody. Do what you can to bring down the planet’s temperature. NOW!
Global-warming summiteers have been told it’s uncool to buy hookers, but prostitutes have turned a trick of their own: heating up the atmosphere in Copenhagen by offering free sex to delegates.
Observing Hermann 
On another blog a guy named Marcus from Sweden writes:
I want some global warming, and fast! It’s around the freezing point here with snow-mixed rain and a damp coldness that creeps under your clothes whatever you wear. I haven’t seen the sun in what feels like a month and the daytime sky looks like a bowl of grey porridge. I need sun! Or vodka. Or both.
I guess the trifecta would be sun, vodka, and a free prostitute. Heh.
Just take the ferry to Copenhagen, Marcus. Um, I mean, boat.
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