If you’re Knut the freakin’ polar bear maybe. 

Man is it sure cold in Berlin these days. How cold, you ask? 

It’s so cold you need jumper cables to get the German drivers going (German cars still start up just fine).

Cold? It’s so cold Berlin’s mayor actually slept with a woman last night.

Why it’s so cold that German politicians are keeping their hands in their own pockets for once. Or they’re considering it at least.

Cold? When I tried taking down the garbage this morning it refused to go.