When not serving your own country, try serving the interests of another’s, another country’s vested interest in demonstrating against what it insists upon calling an “unlawful war” (Germany only takes part in legal ones, you see). But at least it’s always a peaceful demonstration here, you know. This sets a good example or something.
Come to Germany. Come to where the asylum is. The political kind, I mean. For, uh, US-Amerikaner, and others like you.
“I’m having the time of my life.”
“He’s our poster boy.”