Well you’ve got to call the show something. Other than bizarre, I mean. And no, it’s not a science fiction program.
Germans really love watching these, well, let’s call them reality-TV-advice-giving-practical-handbook-or-guide kind of shows these days. There’s one out there on how to be an adult, one about how to have somebody else raise your kids for you, and even one about how to get out of debt, to describe just a few. You know, stuff like that.
But what if you don’t have any kids to be raised by somebody else and therefore no debts to get out of? This new Germany Gets Pregnant show is here to help, I guess. Apparently a lost art, this program (twelve steps?) will show those interested (not many, really) everything they will need to know to, you know, have babies.
“Nach der Baby-Show kann RTL kaum tiefer sinken.”
Observing Hermann 
Is that something like the Health Class I had to take in junior high?
Well, with the sinking German birthrate, I will not be surprised if this “how-to make babies” show is picked up by public TV in Germany. All the soft-porn of German TV obviously has not been enough to stimulate the collective imagination, a more pendantic approach must be taken.
GermanFYI,
Good point. The soft-porn you find all over the place (Bild Girls, and so on) has not increased the number of babies at all. Hey, maybe Germans just need higher-quality porn! Heh.
Or if Germans could somehow mix bondage AND a seminar-atmosphere into the normal sex act, then those Fraulein would be popping out babies by the dozen.
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