Beautiful German of the week.
Because somebody has to admire them.*
* OK, she’s not German, but she’s not a girl either (and not really all that beautiful). But these are clearly extraordinary times we are now living in so Klappe (shut up) and go with the flow already.
Waaay down there in fifth place, I mean.
WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
This gives the term united nations a whole new meaning.
Observing Hermann 