Ekel-TV (revulsion television) in Germany has certainly seen better days. No, come to think of it, it hasn’t.

Truly international as usual, „Ich bin ein Star – Holt mich hier raus!“ or, if you prefer, “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!”, only in German production, this year’s season is really going to revolt or spew or rock or whatever it is you choose to call it big time.

 RTL’s star line up will include a well seasoned actress with prison experience, a freshly-operated transsexual and someone who actually goes by the name of “the white negro from Hasenbergl.” I’m speechless almost. With stars like these you don’t need enemies.

Needless to say, I’ll just have to watch, at least once. And so will you, because needless to say, it’s pointless to try to resist.

“Don’t go for help… no one will hear you.”