Germans go home!

Back home to the German Mark, I mean.

Zillbillionquadrillionaire rich dude George Soros has warned that Germany’s drastic plans to drastically slash its budget over the next four years is like, well, way too drastic and could even lead to the collapse of the euro – some seven hundred and eighty-seven zillbillionquadrillion of these already his own.

“Right now the Germans are dragging their neighbors into deflation,” he said. “Which threatens a long phase of stagnation.” And this is a real abomination. Across the nation.

“If the Germans don’t change their policy, their exit from the currency union would be helpful to the rest of Europe.”

So there we have it. I think.

“Wenn die Deutschen ihre Politik nicht ändern, wäre ihr Austritt aus der Währungsunion für den Rest Europas hilfreich.”


One response

  1. I don’t think that Germans are capable of changing their ways very quickly; they tend to be, diplomatically speaking, change averse. Right now, the Europeans are behaving like a couple that would love to divorce but are staying together for “the good of the children.” In this case, the children just happen to be the common currency.

    If I were a betting man, I would put the Euro in the dead pool.

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