Wow. This is going to help Obama a lot.
After long, real long, way long deliberation, Germany has finally decided to magnanoumously accept two (2) infamous inmates from the infamous US-American Guantanamo Bay detention camp. They’re going to get locked up here in the infamous German hell hole of Rhineland-Palatinate, however. But still.
Or at least one of them is going to get locked up there, I should say. The other guy gets to go to Hamburg – for a hell hole of a good time.
Luckily for the inamates, they don’t speak any German and have no idea what or where they’re headed to – not just yet.
“It took so long because we had to conduct our investigation responsibly.”
Observing Hermann 
Hamburg, eh? Here people will actually blow their Hartz IV cheque to get waterboarded for fun on the Reeperbahn by a toothless dominatrix named Gary. They’ll be begging to get back in Gitmo after 2 weeks.
Too bad for the guy going to Hamburg. The one into Rheinland-Pfalz will get trained for soccer referee, so that when he finally gets free, he´ll have a nice job in the Bundesliga. Good deals are always to be had in Mad in Germany.
Gary!?! And she swore up and down to me her name was Frank.
And they never let you free from Rheinland-Pfalz, I don’t think.