Her career having died long ago, residents of Berlin, of all places, have for several nights running found themselves subjected to a series of ghostly encounters with the ethereal non-being of “the Queen of Pop.”
One visitor to the Asphalt Club became terrified when she accidentally captured a ghostly apparition that resembled a woman dressed in black on her phone’s camera. The incident happened while snapping images of herself in a mirror in the lady’s room. When she returned home later that morning, she viewed the pictures and was stunned to see the gruesome phantom in one of the frames, clearly recognizable as Madonna, circa 1993.
Other witnesses saw the spooky specter wandering aimlessly along Potsdamer Platz, accosting bystanders and asking them if anyone had seen her “baby,” twenty four-year-old boy toy Brahim Zaibat.
No one can explain why the brazen banshee is here right now and no one can say for sure just how much longer these hideous visions can last, but one zombie expert here believes that once this year’s Berlinale is finally over, this Spuk, as the Germans say, too shall pass.
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The Boston Herald did a papparazi shot of Maddona while she was jogging the streets of Boston after a concert back in the 90s. Her glorious blond hair was stuffed into a baseball cap. Without her hair and makeup, her bulbous nose is accented. She looked like a skinny version of the late Tip O’Neil.
Don’t bad-mouth her, Murph. Otherwise you might start hearing strange, Immaterial Girl noises at night.