I don’t understand this but I’m sure it means something. The Headless Anchorman?
Stay tuned or something.
Schuhe, Hose, und das war’s: Ein Mann oben ohne – also ohne Oberkörper – ist bei den “Tagesthemen” am Sonntagabend um 22.45 Uhr aufgetaucht.
Tag Archives: Ghosts
Berlin Air Show To Be Held At Creepy Unfinished Ghost Airport
In a move meant to liven up the world’s oldest and perhaps stodgiest air and space trade fair, organizers of Germany’s ILA have decided to hold this year’s show on the grounds of Berlin’s infamous haunted Berlin-Brandenburg Ghost Airport.
Local legend has it that the abandoned ghost airport, originally planned to actually be completed one day and used as a real airport with real airplanes and passangers and the whole bit, fell under the curse of a group of disgruntled Brandenburg witches protesting potential Fluglärm (fly-over noise) and can never be completed until Berlin’s city government presents its first balanced budget or hell freezes over, whichever comes first.
A spotless new runway, so far unused for commercial flights, will finally feel the burn of rubber.
Ghost of Madonna Haunts City
Her career having died long ago, residents of Berlin, of all places, have for several nights running found themselves subjected to a series of ghostly encounters with the ethereal non-being of “the Queen of Pop.”
One visitor to the Asphalt Club became terrified when she accidentally captured a ghostly apparition that resembled a woman dressed in black on her phone’s camera. The incident happened while snapping images of herself in a mirror in the lady’s room. When she returned home later that morning, she viewed the pictures and was stunned to see the gruesome phantom in one of the frames, clearly recognizable as Madonna, circa 1993.
Other witnesses saw the spooky specter wandering aimlessly along Potsdamer Platz, accosting bystanders and asking them if anyone had seen her “baby,” twenty four-year-old boy toy Brahim Zaibat.
No one can explain why the brazen banshee is here right now and no one can say for sure just how much longer these hideous visions can last, but one zombie expert here believes that once this year’s Berlinale is finally over, this Spuk, as the Germans say, too shall pass.
Observing Hermann 