Now I know the real reason why Angie Merkel went to Washington (nobody else around here seems to know why). Racoon attacks are up in Germany again and she wants Schadenersatz (damages).
And not only that, a “terror racoon” (that’s him up there) has even been sighted in Berlin’s Regierungsviertel itself and has been causing residents who live near Schloss Bellevue lots of Stress (stress). He likes messing with their garbage or something.
Boy I tell you back in the day when there was a wall around this city animals like that knew their place and it wasn’t here.
Mehr als 20.000 verschiedene Tier- und Pflanzenarten gibt es inzwischen in der Hauptstadt.
Observing Hermann 
Here is 20.001:
Dumb animals.
Like I was saying at my construction site today: “It’s a good thing bananas are cheap.”
Think of the possibilities! Trapping ‘coon in the Tiergarten… I’ll bet that hasn’t happened since the hunger of June ’45!
And speaking of wild (or at least dumb) animals terrorizing Berlin, this just in:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,767586,00.html