Alllemagne, null points.
Deutschlands Schmach wird Teil einer Ausstellung: Es ist kein putziger Zufall, sondern tiefe Einsicht und Ausdruck der österreichischen Gemütslage, dass zum ESC im ehrwürdigen Leopold-Museum eine Ausstellung zu sehen ist, die “The Nul-Pointers” heißt. Der in Wien lebende deutsche Schriftsteller Tex Rubinowitz hat sie erstellt und dafür alle bisher 34 Sängerinnen und Sänger mit eiligem Strich auf Holztafeln gemalt, die im Wettbewerb null Punkte bekamen. Es ist eine witzige Schau mit traurigen Gesichtern, in einem Raum werden deren Lieder gespielt.
Observing Hermann 
Europe’s new country Australia has been 5th. Who knows, soon, Australia can start to use Euro, or Europe’s map can redraw; everything can happen in this political song contest. But, real comedy would been experienced when United States does join it:)
Taylor Swift would clean up!
Reporter: Herr Professor, how did Germany get zero points at the ESC?
Prof .: Have you not heard? The NSA has learned several months ago of the Greek Bündnisintrige against the German song and warned the BND. There they failed to inform Berlin in good time about the impending disaster. The BND itself apparently has no G-men in the ESC scene. Unbelievable. Now heads must roll.
Reporter: I see. Something else. What do think about the song of Ann Sophie?
Prof .: Ann Sophie? Was that the one with the beard?
Reporter: Thank you, alles andere is wurst.
I always looked forward to the Eurovision song contest as a kid in England before i realized how political it was! I watched it when I was in France a few years ago but it wasn’t the same. I think Australia should replace England, as England never wins anyway…
Why do the Aussies compete in the ESC? It is not as if Keith Urban has never had an international hit….0r what about the BG’s and Men at Work?