Or on not so hard times?
Sales have failed to rise. They’re busted. The company couldn’t keep their turnover turning over enough. Then they got strapped for cash. Pinched. Hey, sex re-tail just ain’t what it used to be. Especially when you pay in arrears and then get behind. Hey, if they turn Beate Uhse into a holding company just what will it be holding, anyway?
I’m sorry. I’ll stop now. It’s Friday.
Sex sells – auf dieses Motto konnte sich der Erotikhändler Beate Uhse seit mehr als 70 Jahren verlassen. Doch seit längerem stockte das Geschäft mit Schmuddelfilmen, Dildos und Dessous. Nun kommt die Teil-Insolvenz.
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Observing Hermann 
My naive American wife and I were walking through the Munich airport. Low and behold, a beautiful vase was displayed in a store window, decorated with colorful flowers. As my wife got closer to the store window display, to her horror, it was a vase with a bouquet of different colored dildos. Welcome to Beate Uhse! Welcome to Germany!