Green Eggs and Ham

Particularly nervous about this, that and the other thing these past few weeks, Germans are now being frightened by their very own Easter eggs.

Greenpeace eggtivists have determined that up to 20 percent of eggs sold in Germany have been contaminated with the dreaded and deadly genetically modified “herbicide tolerant soja bean” or so-called “Gen-Soja” chicken feed. You know, the chickens that lay the eggs eat this scourge of chickenkind first?

Green Germans have reacted accordingly and have now begun to have their chickens produce organically correct and green (literally green) eggs instead.

If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.


2 responses

  1. Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
    Sadly, there will never be another man like Edward G. Robinson in the movies. That movine hade EVERYTHING in it: fake vegitairans, totalitarian social control, food rationing…. people out in the streets “fighting the man”… it’s Greenie heaven!

    Green eggs!?! Green eggs?!?

    How long do you need to sofen people’s brains before they think uncritcally about these political stunts. Sheez louise.

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