Particularly nervous about this, that and the other thing these past few weeks, Germans are now being frightened by their very own Easter eggs.
Greenpeace eggtivists have determined that up to 20 percent of eggs sold in Germany have been contaminated with the dreaded and deadly genetically modified “herbicide tolerant soja bean” or so-called “Gen-Soja” chicken feed. You know, the chickens that lay the eggs eat this scourge of chickenkind first?
Green Germans have reacted accordingly and have now begun to have their chickens produce organically correct and green (literally green) eggs instead.
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.