Munich and Düsseldorf have clearly overstepped their legal boundries by placing a ban on beer bikes on the grounds that they are obnoxious, which they are, and is the point, but still.
According to Article 1 of the 1968 Vienna Convention on Road Traffic drafted by the United Nations, a bike or cycle is “any vehicle which has at least two wheels and is propelled solely by the muscular energy of the persons on that vehicle, in particular by means of pedals or handcranks.” And there’s not a word in there about beer, is there? So what’s the deal?
“The world is calling for the abolition of these pedalling village idiots.”
Observing Hermann 
Prohibit the bikes and send them to Wannsee to fish, but beware!
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!”
They should keep them on an island like those peacocks, which are also extraordinarily stupid creatures.
“The world is calling for the abolition of these pedalling village idiots.”
Pshyeah right. “The world” could care less about their PR-clown organized frathouse stunts.