Turks Kick Off New Tourism Campaign To Lure Germans To Turkey By Calling Them Nazis

Its tourism sector taking a real battering this year for some inexplicable reason, Turkish authorities are now attempting to lure German tourists to Turkey by calling them Nazis.

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“Please come visit our beautiful country, you Nazi swine,” a representative of President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said yesterday in Berlin. “You are the infidel scum of the earth worthy to be put to a horrible death by slow roasting and will enjoy to the fullest our fascinating culture, stunning beaches and helpful, friendly personnel, all at an unbeatable low price.”

At the ITB fair in Berlin, 132 Turkish companies under the auspices of the Turkish Culture and Tourism Ministry will have the chance to promote the campaign.

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2 responses

  1. Well, the number of Syrian refugees has dropped. Europe (Germany) is paying off Turkey to keep them there (and Erdogon regularly threatens to let them out if he doesn’t get his way) and a handful of European countries are actually stopping the others by putting up these things called “borders.” As for those coming over from Africa, they haven’t found a solution for that one yet.

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