We’ll Miss You

Not. And don’t let the door hit you on the way out.


German Foreign Minister Sigmar Gabriel has been informed that his services will no longer be needed in the next awful German coalition government. They will manage to be awful enough without him.

The reason for this being the replacement of this annoying whiner by a comrade of his who whines even better, or penetranter (more overpoweringly), as the Germans like to say; Heiko Maas. This guy is a natural born wonder-whiner whose whining has even been know to shatter whine glasses. He’s wearing a pair of whine glasses right now, by the way.

So, in other words, he’s the perfect pick to be Germany’s Foreign Minister. Nice work if you can get it, I guess. It’s not like you ever actually have to do anything. Other than a little whining, I mean.

Der bisherige Justiziminister Heiko Maas wird offenbar Außenminister in der nächsten Regierung unter Kanzlerin Merkel.


4 responses

  1. Pingback: We’ll Miss You …. – Goldstein Web

  2. My suggestion for the new whiner: Brushing your teeth is an important part of your oral hygiene routine. Tooth brushing is the act of scrubbing teeth with a toothbrush equipped with toothpaste.

  3. Another one bites the dust! There shall be many more to come, but the new party installed advocates of nothingness, will stay in Amt as long as possible. It´s time for a new election.

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