Eurovision?

I think it’s time they changed the name of this thing to the Eurohallucination Song Contest.

Conchita

The Eurovision Song Contest, which played to a TV audience of more than 120 million Saturday, was won by bearded Austrian drag queen Conchita Wurst.

Wurst said: “This night is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom. You know who you are — we are unity and we are unstoppable.”

“Diese Nacht widme ich allen, die an Frieden und Freiheit glauben. Wir sind eine Einheit”, schluchzte Wurst.

4 responses

  1. Instead of LinkStrokeHeart Schorsch Gysi, this gu(y)rl should be in the Ukraine to handle p(i)e(a)ce negotiations. I think he´d smooth away any Pussy Riots too.

  2. I’m really glad the post on this he-she didn’t end with “Because somebody has to admire them.”

    But you know what I really wonder about… Is “Conchita Wurst,” and whatever attendant phony virtue they will try to say it encapsulates, is this the hill that Europe wants to die on?

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