Runway? No way. Me prefer run away instead.
At the Berliner Mode Salon, a sub-event at Berlin Fashion Week , established and young German designers are putting their best face, and designs, forward.
But remember to wear some Mundschutz (a surgical mask) if you attend, folks. There’s some really gross sounding contagious disease spreading like wildfire over there. It’s called gender fluidity. And I, for one, DO NOT want anybody to tell me how I can tell if my fluidity has become gender or not.
Gender fluidity is at the heart of Berlin’s style, ethos, and history. Unisex garments, cross-dressing, and celebrations of androgyny have been prevailing statements in Berlin’s ateliers and on its streets since the city’s cultural inception.

Does this mean German dudes will be wearing burkas soon too?
The dudes won´t need them, they are dressed well for the “Antanzdiebstahldays” of 2016.
Pardon a simple American who does not speak German…does this mean they will dress like those protesting Dutch dudes? In miniskirts?
Be careful who gets turned on if so; they may storm the men’s locker rooms at the pool!
You have to be aberrant, edgy and provocative to catch the eye of the aberrant and edgy. Eloi like to be this way. Islam will now teach a different edginess that may prove lethal to the aberrant Eloi.