Just answer the following questions politically correctly and you could become a German citizen!
Is US-Amerika to blame for practically all the world’s ills?
Do you love to obsess about the privacy of the data no one is forcing you to place on your numerous free social media platforms nor is particularly interested in?
Are you convinced that your recycling and waste separation efforts are saving the lives of polar bears as we speak?
Are you OK with the fact that you are a “pacifist” living in one of the world’s largest weapons exporting nations?
Is your first impulse to shut down all of your nuclear power plants whenever an earthquake takes place in Japan?
Is it OK for you to pretend to be more European than other Europeans are while dominating those other Europeans with your crushing economic might?
Do you believe everything you see every night on your tax-funded state TV news channels?
Are you considering reducing the number of your annual vacation flights from three down to one to help combat Global Warming?
Is US-Amerika still to blame for practically all the world’s ills?
Well then, if the answer to those was an emphatic “Yes!” you don’t worry about taking the alternative citizenship test. You’re a German already.
Please note: This is just a small sampling of the questions asked during the final examination.