I Just Hope They Never Develop ICE 9 February 18, 2014 By Hermann Observer in Heconomy, Hi-tech, High Art, Hotness Tags: Cat's Cradle, German, Germans, Germany, Humor, ICE Trains, Satire, Siemens, Technology, Trains Leave a comment Get it? Don’t matter. Germany finally has a new ICE train, the ICE 3. No, not as in three years late (although it’s that, too), three as in three hundred freakin’ kilometers per hour. Damn. I wanna ride that puppy, too. Die Autos auf der parallel verlaufenden Autobahn A3 scheinen zu stehen, wenn der ICE mit Tempo 305 an ihnen vorbeirast.