This has got to be the most insidious commi plot yet, or even ever. The German Communist Party in Essen (yes, it actually still exists) handed out pens to six-year-old kids that can project erotic images of women on walls and, well, I dunno, all over. And like, they even did it by accident.
Damn. I remember being pretty excited on my first day at school and all that but this really takes the cake, or Kuchen, if you prefer.
This truly is shocking and obscene. No, not the part about the pens so much (German sex ed starts really early over here anyway), I mean that the German Communist Party was allowed to hand out anything to six-year-old kids like that in the first place.
“The German Communist Party deeply regrets what has happened and is outraged that this kind of thing, which borders on pornography, can be purchased in normal shops.”
Observing Hermann 
No problem here, they can handle it. Today the newspaper had a large picture with 6 kids about 10 years old laughing at school, one pointing his middle-finger with a condom on it, all grateful with joy to have learned how to put it on correctly. What else important will these kids learn in the next 8 years? Nanny states producing their own!