Since 2003, EU countries have grudgingly relayed names and other information to US authorities concerning airline passangers who travel between EU and non-EU countries.
This has been complained about and protested against loudly and often(ly) by empörte (indignant) exponents of transparency everywhere who clearly don’t trust the American claim that this is purely an anti-terror measure and only in their best interest.
Now it turns out that these bad American spy policies robbing Germans of their personal freedom led directly to the capture of the Düsseldorfer terror cell last month that had concrete plans for a bomb attack in Germany.
The three alleged terrorists (who also had their personal freedom robbed) were detained during police raids in Düsseldorf and Bochum after authorities decided that they might be getting close to carrying out the attack.
You don’t have to say thanks or anything, Germany. America was just doing its job (rides off into the sunset, fade to black).
„Von amerikanischer Seite sind wir unter anderem auf das auffällige und ungewöhnliche Reiseverhalten der Verdächtigen hingewiesen worden.“
Observing Hermann 
Hermann Observer,
Richard Fernandez takes a look at what Americans have been doing the last ten years to fight a new kind of war:
Ping.
After reading that, you’ll see how we were able to round up the Duesseldorf cell and kill Bin Laden.
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Meantime down deep, there is a guy in hope:
Osama blacked out and found himself at the bottom of a deep shaft, with a single tunnel leading out of it. He crawled through the tunnel and was pleased to see that it got wider and wider until he was able to walk upright. He walked for a mile or two and came to a large iron door. He knocked on the door. No answer.
“Hello!” he called out. “Is this where I get my 72 virgins?”
The door opened slightly and a gust of heat shot through it, scorching Osama’s eyebrows. He fell back against the wall of the tunnel. A red-faced creature with two horns peered through the gap, smoke spiraling from his ears. He pointed at Osama and laughed hysterically, his forked tongue
swishing over his lips. “72 virgins? Ha ha ha! That’s a good one!”
He turned away from Osama and yelled into the fiery abyss behind him. “Is anyone a virgin in here?”
A wave of laughter, more powerful than the heat, rumbled through the door, causing the tunnel to shake.
“Sorry, buddy,” the creature said. “You’re out of luck! No virgins here. But we do have a guy named Virgil.”
“But I was promised 72 virgins in heaven.”
The creature laughed hysterically again. “Heaven? Sorry, buddy, you’ve come to the wrong place. Did you use Google Maps or Yahoo?”
“I didn’t have time to use either. What place is this
anyway?”
“Well, it used to be called hell. But we sold the naming rights a year ago. It’s now called the Enron Corporation Hot House.”
“But there must be a mistake. I was supposed to go to
heaven.”
The creature laughed. “That’s what they all say. Even Adolf believes that he belongs in heaven.”
“But I killed more than 3,000 infidels.”
“Yes, I know. That’s why you were fast-tracked here. You were sent straight to hell. I mean, straight to Enron Hot House. Just like Saddam.”
“My friend is here? Can I see him?”
“He’s busy getting a root canal. After that, he has an appointment with the proctologist.”
“What about his sons? Can I see them?”
“They’re busy getting their taxes done. Every day is tax day here.”
“Is there anyone else I can see?”
“In a few hours, perhaps. I can’t let you in just yet.”
“You think maybe I don’t belong here?”
“Oh, you belong here all right. We’ve been waiting a long time for you. But we need to make sure you’re really dead.”
“What do you mean? I felt those bullets go through me. I’ve got to be dead. Haven´t the vids from the white room been released? The Germans should be enraged by now.”
“Yes, I know. But the photos of your dead body haven’t been released – and some German tourist from a left party in Berlin spotted you at a restaurant in Japan, eating sushi with Elvis.”
“But if I’m here, aren’t I dead?”
“Not necessarily. Sometimes people come for a few minutes and then they leave. It happens every 10 years or so.”
“You think that might happen with me?”
“Well, you have a snowball’s chance in Enron Hot House. But I just want to be certain. You know what would happen if I let you in and you don’t stay? All Enron Hot House would break loose.”
“So you want me to wait out here alone?”
“Not alone. I’ll be sending out the vermin to keep you company. They’ve been waiting anxiously to welcome you.”
“Vermin?”
“Yes, 72 of them.”
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