Germans Beat The Pants Off Everybody Else

February 19, 2014 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, High Art, Home Cooking, Hotness, Humor Tags: German, Germans, Germany, Gold Medals, Humor, Nakedness, Nudity, Satire, Sports, Winter Olympics 2 Comments

And they are doing this by not wearing any pants themselves.

Germany has now clearly taken the lead in the Winter Olympics by once again coming out victorious in the naked sledging competition.

Huh? What do you mean this isn’t an Olympic event?

Not to be put off by the mild temperatures, an artificial ski slope was created.

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Murph in Mass says:

February 20, 2014 at 5:38 pm

Unfair! The guy his sledding with sweatpants on. He should expose his bratwurst to the elements just like the ladies.

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Ole Phat Stu says:

February 20, 2014 at 7:08 pm

I don’t understand the need for helmets 😉

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