Talk about crossing a red line. Now all bets are off, people.
The influx of more than 1m migrants has already divided Germany. But the latest row casts it as a threat to the very heart of German culture: the right to walk around in public in the nude.
Nudists at a club near the historic town of Meissen were incensed when they received new rules from the local authority suggesting they would not be allowed to swim naked in the local lake where they have been skinny-dipping for over a century.
Neues aus Absurdistan. “Wir bewegen uns seit 1905 nackt im Gelände.”