Russia replies: “You must have confused us with somebody who gives a shit.”
Pro-Russian demonstrators stormed regional government buildings in the industrial hub of Donetsk on Sunday as well as security service offices in nearby Luhansk and the regional administrative building in Kharkiv.
“We must urgently renew our appeal to all those in positions of responsibility to help stabilise the region and avoid such escalation.”
News flash! This just in: Vlad couldn’t make it after all but sent G.-G. some Happy Birthday fireworks instead! How cute or something.