Germans Say. Those soccer playing German-American Germans on the American team, I mean. The German-German Germans are more German-like or something. Gee, I never really thought about that before but that really makes sense.
And that’s why they just had to win last Thursday. And did, of course. But we should gönne (grant) them that and not begrudge them just because we as “Americans want to win everything.” Real Germans don’t want to win everything, I can only assume, and therefore the least the rest of us as in U.S. (and the rest of the world) can do is to finally let them win the World Cup for once already for crying out loud. Or for the third or fourth time now, I forget.
“The US has everything. Hollywood, money, weapons, let us have at least football.”
Observing Hermann 
““The US has everything. Hollywood, money, weapons, let us have at least football.” Substitute California for weapons, and it sounds like a Mexican fan gripping!
Correction: Americans have soccer and an even better game called football. We also have baseball, basketball, and an actual fun, fast-paced sport, beloved by Canadians called ice hockey (a game where no one bites because no one has teeth).
Sure, real Germans can their have Fussball.They just have to get past the French if they want to real bragging rights.