The scientists and engineers who made the first-ever direct detection of gravitational waves are now being asked by Germany’s SPD to provide conclusive evidence that the so-called “Schulz Effect” exists, too.
After miserably failing their first electoral test this past weekend under their new leader, Martin Schulz, some voices in the SPD ITSELF are now questioning whether or not the infamous effect ever even existed in the first place. Much less now.
“Like, where’s the Rindfleisch (beef)?” asked one disgruntled social democrat after his party rolled over and died last Sunday in Saarland. “I was led to believe that this effect was unstoppable and here we are crapping out again, as usual, at the very first opportunity we get. Enough of these affected claims about the effect, comrades. I want some hard scientific evidence. And I want it pronto.”
The rest of Germany could not be reached for comment as it never believed in the “Schulz Effect” in the first place. The scientific team, also unaffected by the effect, will begin it’s groundbreaking work effective immediately.
“SPD-Messias” Schulz in der Falle: Seine einzige Machtoption könnte bei Merkel liegen.
See a 100 % Euro-peon “SPD-Messias” turn into a Schulz-Defekt. Made in Germany!
Like you already pointed out with your video link, A.K., there’s Schulz and then there’s Schultz. Personally, I think Schultz is the only one who knows what’s going on.
Yes, in German a Schulz is a Schultz and a Helmut is a Helmuth. The ones with the extra letter are more intelligent, generally having a higher IQ, but unfortunately this doesn´t apply to Merkel and Merckel.