Frustrated by the low number of women interested in becoming officers in the German army, the Bundeswehr has decided to once again lead from behind and has begun transitioning some of the few male officers it has (this is the German Army, after all) into the female kind.
Thought to be a transgression up until very recently, these officers, mostly active as translators or in the transportation division, will be transferred after transformation to the transnational and transcultural Transall troops currently stationed in Transylvania where they will study, among other things, transcendental meditation (this is the German army, after all).
Or so the transcript I’ve read. It was a transliteration, however. End of transmission already.
„Wir haben hier einen Frauenanteil von nur fünf Prozent.“
PS: The female officer in the picture is the big guy on the left.