Flying stones gather no moss

September 6, 2010 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes Tags: Anarchy, Berlin, German, Germans, Germany, Hamburg, Humor, Satire, Terror Leave a comment

Who needs Hamburg Islamists to stage daring terrorist acts in Germany when there are plenty of non-Islamic German types out there attacking the country already?

You know the deal, this was another one of those annual fight-the-power-squatter-anarchist-riot-romantic-love-fest things that got out of control again because they always get of control again, this time in Hamburg’s Schanzenviertel after the so-called Schanzenfest. Hey, somebody’s got to do this stuff. Hamburg Islamist or not, I mean.

“Geschlossen gegen Gewalt.”

50 years?

August 17, 2010 By Hermann Observer in High Art, History Tags: Beatles, Berlin, German, Germans, Germany, Hamburg Leave a comment

It was 50 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play (whoever he was). In Hamburg, of all places.

50 years? Wasn’t it more like 500 years ago? Was that really the same planet?

“Incredible though it may seem, today it will be 50 years ago to the day since the band played the first of what, during the course of five separate visits over the next two and a half years, would be 281 concerts in Hamburg.”

“Their work rate was phenomenal – at one point in 1961 they played for 98 nights in succession, frequently starting at 7pm and going through until 7am. They learnt how to survive on their wits, their flair for improvisation, their innate cockiness – and on a steady stream of uppers.”

German rapid response team closes down 9/11 mosque

August 9, 2010 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, History Tags: 9/11, Berlin, German, Germans, Germany, Hamburg, Humor, Satire 2 Comments

Well that’s a relatively rapid response by German standards if you ask me, OK?

That’s right, this is the same mosque which was frequented by the the suicide hijackers from the September 11, 2001, terror attacks. And now, some ten years later, after what appears to have been some very, very thorough deliberation indeed, Hamburg authorities have determined that the guys running this place might pose a threat to society – and have shut their puppy down.

Germans are known for their thoroughness, get it?

“Recent events have again shown that instructional courses, sermons and seminars held by the organization and texts published on its website are not only aimed against constitutional regularity, but also seek to radicalize their listeners and readers,” the town statement said.