Tombstone, Germany

Roman burial mound style.

Rare Roman-era circular stone monument unearthed near Nassenfels, Germany…

Burial mounds were an enduring Roman tradition, blending Mediterranean influences with older Central European customs. They appeared in the northwestern provinces from the first century CE. Some newly built tumuli coexisted with the reuse of prehistoric mounds, perhaps as a deliberate link to pre-Roman or Celtic traditions. Such stone tumuli of this size are extremely rare in Raetia, and the Wolkertshofen discovery is therefore particularly significant for understanding local funerary practices.

The absence of bones and grave offerings indicates it is a symbolic tomb rather than a physical burial. Constructing such cenotaphs for those who died far from home allowed family members to perform commemorative rituals in their memory. The precise craftsmanship of the structure and its location along a Roman road both suggest technical skill as well as the social ambitions of the builders.

German Man Caught Impersonating A Cardinal After Other German Man Caught Impersonating A Pope

OK, OK. The German Pope dude actually was a Pope but he did that typical German Frührente (early retirement) thing that Popes don’t normally do so technically speaking you could be a real devil advocating jerk if you wanted to be and claim that the guy never was a real Pope in the first place (and no, of course I’m not Catholic and yes, I clearly don’t have the slightest idea what I’m talking about here – except for that Frührente part).

Cardinal

As for the Cardinal dude, I think he looked rather convincing while hanging out with several unsuspecting eminences in Rome the other day. Except for the sneakers he was wearing, maybe. And his crucifix, which was too short, or so I’m told. And his sash turned out to be just a purple scarf. But still. The Cardinal question here is, well, is not having a life something you can actually make your living at?

He was thrown out by the Swiss Guard after someone noticed his crucifix was too short and his sash was just a purple scarf.