Germans everywhere were stunned after outgoing, laugh-a-minute Belarussian president Alexander Lukashenko caused an undiplomatic uproar by telling Germany’s foreign minister Guido Westerwelle that it is “better to be a dictator than gay.”
“What does he mean, gay?” several of the shocked Germans asked simultaneously.
“Are you kidding?” another German said. “I had absolutely no idea that Guido Westerwelle was one of those.”
“Guido? Gay?” one enraged bystander said. “Why I’ll show that tater dicked dick tater a slur or two. Take that faggity assed hat of yours off and come over here and fight like a man!”