Ghastly, genetically modified creepy corn.
Creepy corn without a name. Creepy corn that isn’t even spelled with a capital K. Corn so creepy that it only has a creepy number; the nasty and nightmarish 1507. Corn devised in some creepy laboratory somewhere in the United States of Creepy Amerika.
Insect-resistant, creepy, nameless and K-less corn. Creepy corn that Germans dressed up like bees simply must say Nein! to. Corn that must be stopped at all costs.
Corn declared safe by the European Food Standards Authority. But still.
“Wir erkennen die Vorbehalte des Großteils der Bevölkerung gegenüber der grünen Gentechnik an.”
Observing Hermann 
Useless and dangerous plants! The cob kernels would be either blown away by wind propellers or mutate genetically through magnetic fields from new electric cable trasses (Triffid effect!).
And eat human flesh.
I think it is time to put a gas guzzler’s tax on high end German luxuary cars. If U.S. creepy corn is bad for German health, then creepy S class Mercedes reak havoc on the U.S. environment.