Pepper Spray’s Scarce These Days

As you all well know, Germans don’t do guns (unlike uncivilized American types). They are a peace-loving, law-abiding Volk.

Pepper Spray

But hot diggity damn do they ever love buying pepper spray! Some would say da liegt der Hase im Pfeffer (the rabbit’s in the pepper) = And that is crux of the matter.

A spate of hundreds of sex assaults allegedly committed mostly by North African men on New Year’s Eve in Cologne has sparked an “explosion in sales” of pepper spray and non-lethal guns, German officials and an industry chief said.

Authorities are investigating more than 670 criminal complaints — almost 350 of them sexual offenses — after hundreds of women were groped and robbed by groups of men outside the main railway station in the western city.

“Die Verkäufe von Pfefferspay sind seit Sommer 2015 angestiegen. Momentan verkaufe ich an einem halben Tag so viele wie sonst in zwei Monaten, 30 bis 50 Stück können da schon mal über den Tresen gehen.”

2 responses

  1. In the ongoing imaginary campus rape plague in the US it was suggested that women vomit on their attackers to lessen their mood. I’m not sure how women can be trained to vomit at will but perhaps they need to try to intercept and redirect a Muslims prodding finger down their throat to induce vomiting. That might be the trick.

  2. One of my kids, as a toddler, could puke at will — got me out of a speeding ticket once. Don’t think it would work against a rapist.
    You’d be better off taking a page from an uncivilized American and remember:
    “when seconds count, the police are only minutes away”
    “better to be tried by 12 than carried by six…or raped by 60”
    and that 90s classic: “nowadays a gat is man’s best friend”

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