Explaining that “if more people are carrying weapons it will lead to an escalation rather than a calming of the situation,” German Green spokesperson Irene Mihalic wishes to explain to her unenlightened subjects how the current sharp increase in non-lethal weapons sales over the past three months in Germany is just not nice and ought to be like stopped immediately already, you guys.
Damn. Why didn’t anybody else think about telling the rabble this before?
Mihalovic, who is Green Party spokesperson for internal security, explained the increase in demand for licenses through a growing sense of insecurity in the population.
Damn number 2. Another clever observation. I may have to rethink my stand on these German Green Shirts after all.
“Nach der Kölner Silvesternacht gibt es viel Aktionismus.”
Observing Hermann 
That woman has an AWFULLY LONG way to go to understand that rational people are scared enough to NEED weapons now. Real ones.
Maybe someone should ask her if rape (of little boys even) should stop immediately too, as there seems to be a kinda cause and effect thing going on here.
Or maybe the people should tell her that they would be more than happy to give up those cap guns, er, nonlethal but totally scary shooty things, if it meant they could get their hands on perhaps say, a Luger (see, I didn’t even make a play for “go team Smith & Wesson”!).