Bomb Actually Sex Toy

So like, it doesn’t even qualify as a sex bomb?

Sex Toy

German police called to the scene of a suspected bomb could breathe a sigh of relief when the feared explosive device turned out to be a sex toy…

Three explosives experts of the Office of Criminal Investigation in the state of Saxony-Anhalt were called in to defuse the ‘bomb’

However, when the bomb squad examined the bin, they found that the explosive device was in fact a battery-powered vibrating penis ring.

Two men in the squad, Dick und Doof, answered the ring, saying “Hallo? Hallo?” but were unfortunately unable to determine just who had placed the call.

Aus Sorge vor einem Sprengsatz evakuierte die Polizei die Spielothek sowie umliegende Geschäfte, brachte etwa 90 Menschen in Sicherheit und sperrte eine Straße.

3 responses

  1. Is there a German language equivalent to Netflix? You don’t have to use the Government’s cable or airways. It is all on the internet. Besides, you can binge on House of Cards by watching all episodes over a weekend!

  2. Sorry Hermann! this response was meant for the TV tax post below. I am showing my age by posting in the wrong story!

  3. Tell me about it. Do you have CRS yet? I do. But I’ve forgotten what it stands for.

    And yes, they’ve got Netflix over here, too. I don’t think there’s a German equivalent because, well, there is just not that much German programming to offer. I could be wrong here, though. Not really up to speed. I’m still doing my weekend binges with DVDs (old school). Did the first season of Better Call Saul recently. Hard to turn that one off.

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