An archaeological find under a playground in Hamburg may now prove once and for all that the mythical Germanic “wet ones” culture actually existed.
The “wet ones” or “Nassies” (nass is the German word for wet) were thought to be an ancient “Wald” or forest culture that lived high up in the trees whenever the Romans came marching through town. Or village, actually. Whenever it was raining. Which it practically always does here. Right up to this very freakin’ day even.
Many archaeologists had doubted this culture’s existence up until now, however, attributing the many tales still told by the natives about this “super” albeit wet race to the fantastic realm of mythical bullshit. This may now change.
“The history books might just have to be rewritten,” said Herr Henning, the heavy equipment operator who made the find. “And my backhoe sure the hell is going to have to get fixed. That’s for sure. Who’s going to pay for this anyway?”
Baggerfahrer Henning entdeckte das Nazi-Symbol bei der Arbeit.
In the age of the wet people this symbol marked the annual wicca dances to empower women. Lesbian couple used to fertilize the fields with their blood to praise Heil, the Goddess of Harvest.
In the age of the wet people this symbol marked the annual wicca dances to empower women. Lesbian couple used to fertilize the fields with their blood to praise Heil, the Goddess of Harvest.