In a behavior study taking place at a German zoo, scientists have discovered that apes prefer popcorn to movies showing explicit ape sex scenes.
Maybe they would get better results if they did a misbehavior study instead.
“Maybe they are not so interested, as Bonobo apes very often have sex anyway.”
Observing Hermann 
Speaking of apeing behavior: Der Spiegel says that Germans are now moving into trailer parks because “they cost less” than living in town.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/campgrounds-turn-residential-in-germany-a-935811.html
Uh-oh. This could be the start of whole new 12.8 Kilometer culture. 8 Mile culture, I mean.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_Mile_(film)
Just to work this in somewhere, did they teach the ape to recite baseball scores? http://www.change.org/de/Petitionen/berliner-senat-f%C3%BCr-den-erhalt-der-ehemaligen-amerikanischen-baseball-und-softballfelder-und-die-internationale-sportliche-kulturelle-vielfalt-der-mixed-softball-liga-berlin
These apes are all set up! Bring ém in!
“Finden wir nichts, weil nichts da ist oder finden wir nichts, weil wir nicht richtig nachgeguckt haben?”
„Zentrum für unerkannte Krankheiten“
http://www.heilpraxisnet.de/naturheilpraxis/zentrum-fuer-schwierige-krankheitsfaelle-eroeffnet-90184909.php