Girls Just Want To Have Fun

German prosecutors have said a 15-year-old girl who stabbed a police officer was conducting a “martyrdom operation” for the militant “Islamic State” (IS) group. The teen had previously met with IS members in Turkey.


I’m sure she’ll be punished harshly for her actions. By German standards, I mean.

Meanwhile, when it comes to more serious crimes like free speech… I mean serious things like thought crimes…

German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced Friday that her government will grant a Turkish request for the prosecution of Jan Boehmermann after he recited a crude poem about Turkey’s president, despite “diverging opinions” within the German ruling coalition.  

“We are Germans, renowned for our world-famous sense of humor.”

2 responses

  1. I imagine an annual tribute of 500 hundred maidens and 500 boys with pearly skin might soothe Islams rage. Or follow the Britanistan model and feed your children to Muslims locally to be sex toys in the back of kabab shops in order to keep the peace at home.

    Luckily the tourism season will soon be in full force and I guess you might get some refugee funding sources from the massive increase of tourists coming from Turkey for the first time spending some muslim money on holiday in Dar el Harb.

  2. Heidi Klum, who is a judge on the popular summer TV show “America’s Got Talent,” is known to be very cold and humorless when judging comedians on the show. Does anybody know if she laughed at Boehmermann’s Turkish President goat poem?

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