For Germany, I mean.
German producer Stefan Raab has already developed a so-called Vorentscheid or preliminary decision show to let German Eurovision fans experience up close and personal and far in advance just which German act will fall flat on its face in 2017.
A jury of representatives from the German music business has already been selected that will in turn select one unlucky winner to represent the Federal Republic during the international TV song competition as it is systematically shamed, disgraced and humiliated for the third year running at least.
Versteht nur Stefan Raab den ESC?

You don´t need to push the ESC button, just turn off the TV. Done!
Not even then, A.K.! When it’s time, it pursues you day and night…
A suggestion : it is called the European SONG contest.
So, no dancing, no exposing large bits of bodies,
let the contestants (both genders) just SING,
whilst wearing a burka 😉
Anything is possible. I just got a posting on Facebook from Stockholm. There is a Swedish “Pop Music” museum. It features ABBA among other acts.